Four old ladies are driving on a highway at 22km/h. A speed cop pulls them over and asks why they’re driving so slow. The old driver says that the road sign said R22. The speed cop then explains that it’s the road numbers and not the speed limit. The other three ladies sits very quietly [...]
An old man gets pulled over by the cops around 2am and they ask him where he’s heading at this time of night. He answers, “I’m on my way to a lecture about drinking and driving; the effects of alcohol on the human body; the negative affects of smoking and the cons of going out [...]
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