A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled “YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE” He went to his wife in the kitchen and announced, “from now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is LAW. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight [...]
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? “Because they are plugged into a genius” 2. WHY DON’T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? “They don’t have enough time” 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? “They don’t stop to ask directions” 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR [...]
I’m walking here in the supermarket and see they are selling tampons with bells… I assume it’s just for the Christmas Period…
Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table… Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him…. “You know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the [...]
He said to me, “I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put in it.” I said to him, “You wear underwear don’t you?” He said to me, “Shall we try swapping positions tonight?” I said, “That’s a good idea – you stand by the stove & sink while I sit [...]
