Little Johnny got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. Little Johnny asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said. ” I am a Father.” Johnny replied. “My Daddy doesn’t wear his collar like that.” The priest [...]

Little Johnny who’s never had sex before is in his room with a girl. She lies naked on the bed and asks, “Do you know what I want?” “No” Says Johnny. She opens her legs and asks, “Do you know now?” He says no again. She then opens her legs wide open and asks, “Do [...]

Teacher asks the class to give her random numbers. Suzy, “23!” The teacher writes 32 on the black board and says “Next number.” Pete, “34 Ma’am!” Teacher writes 43. “Next!” Little Johnny raises his hand and says, “11, and I want to see how you screw up this one!”

Economics Teacher: ”Class, can you give me an example of complete business failure due to professional negligence?“ Little Johnny: ”A pregnant prostitute!“

Little Johnny and his friend walks into a brothel with R20. The woman there asks what they want. “Sex” says little Johnny. The woman then takes them to a room and gives them a hiding to remember! As they are running away little Johnny says to his friend, “Good thing we didn’t have R50, otherwise [...]

A paramedic gets called out during a blackout to a house where a woman is about to give birth. He gets there and the only source of light is little 3 year-old Johnny holding a flash light. All big-eyed Johnny looks at everything up to the time where the paramedic picks up the newborn by [...]

Little Johnny’s neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny’s family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnny’s dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad [...]