It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist’s son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, “I bet I know what it is. Flowers.” “That’s right!” the boy said, “But, how did you know?” “Oh, just a wild [...]

A woman walks around in an expensive carpet store. Just as she bent down to feel a beautiful carpet, she farts really loud. The next moment the store assistant stands next her. Uncomfortably she asks, “How much for this carpet?” The assistant answers, “Madam, if you farted when you touched the carpet, you are definitely [...]

On the first day at an university the dean delivers a speech to the first year students: “The girls’ dormitories are off limits to ALL male students! If you are caught there you will be fined R50 the first time, R100 the second time, R150 the third and so on and so forth. Do you [...]

A handsome man goes for an interview as a news broadcaster at a large TV network. The interview goes well but unfortunately he stutters and blinks all the time. The interviewer says, “Look, I like you a lot, but unfortunately I can’t employ you as a news broadcaster due to your stuttering and blinking.” “That’s [...]

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? “Because they are plugged into a genius” 2. WHY DON’T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? “They don’t have enough time” 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? “They don’t stop to ask directions” 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR [...]

“If strippers are now called ‘Exotic Dancers’, then why don’t we call drug dealers ‘Exotic Pharmacists’? Submitted by @johanhpotgieter via Twitter. Thanks Johan!

Girlfriend: “Baby what are you doing?” Boyfriend: “Nothing much, really tired just going to sleep now honey and you sweetheart?” Girlfriend: “In the club, standing right behind you!”

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named ‘Amal.’ The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him ‘Juan’. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that [...]

A man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation OR Marriage, he gave her money to have the baby in Italy. If she stayed in Italy he would provide Child Support until the child was 18. She agreed but asked [...]

“Dyslexic man walks into a bra”